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blackkatmagick
lblis

listen i hundred percent think tenten couldhve surpassed neji AND lee in a heartbeat….in the manga and anime she and the hokages + obito ONLY could use space-time jutsu with such precision. that gives them immense power and the main reason minato was so feared bc he was a master of this. only, tenten’s ability in this was never explored…her scrolls and funjutsu matched the uzumakis…she hit targets with her eyes closed 100/100 accuracy. she couldhve mastered the flying thunder god technique and transportation too with her enormous chakra reserves and technique . she coulhve surpassed minato if kishi had given her a single ounce of attention.  

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blackkatmagick
a-candle-for-sherlock

“Since I’ve had to be without your sweetest presence, I have not wished to hear or see any other human being, but as the turtle-dove, having lost its mate, perches forever on its little dried up branch, so I lament endlessly till I shall enjoy your trust again. I look about and do not find my lover — she does not comfort me even with a single word.

Indeed when I reflect on the loveliness of your most joyful speech and aspect, I am utterly depressed, for I find nothing now that I could compare with your love, sweet beyond honey and honeycomb, compared with which the brightness of gold and silver is tarnished. What more?”

theogdyke

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i’m literally going to lose my mind?????

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clintscoffeepot
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“ the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
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notcaycepollard

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

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serpentking456

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

bransonreese

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

crystallotusfr

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

bransonreese

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

intenxty

Buddy the article said sharks are rough

bransonreese

No it says they’re smooth

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artfulkindoforder

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petition to start using “suffering sappho” as an interjection irl

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Gosh that’s suddenly making its way into my vocabulary

lilyvonpseudonym

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guiding-light

Ahem

witch-with-a-dick

Gay as FUCK

theodoracrain-s

“Is she, you know, *makes vague gesture with hands* quite familiar with Sappho’s surviving poetry?”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Barbara and Etta doing the Lesbian Secret Handshake here :D

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notoyax17
prsephonies

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

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men’s perception of women lounging:

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women actually lounging

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